Monday, May 01, 2006

Pastor Stupid Strikes Again



"Kincaid never ceases to amaze me. Wait, let me change that. He does amaze me."

DL Fister never ceases to amaze me. Wait, let me change that. He does not amaze me. His intellectual prowess can be measured in inverse proportion to his ever-inflating ego, providing some of the most predictable and yet tantalizing low-hanging fruit on the internet.

16 comments:

eyedoc333 said...

The only good news in DL's post is that he's off to Barbados and won't be posting for awhile.

Carl said...

Maybe they'll revoke his visa and throw him in jail...

Carl said...

Say....maybe we can pass along the word to the Bajan community that "Pastor" Foster is really gay. Maybe throw in some hints of pedophilia...that ought to keep him hospitalized for a while, and would provide some wonderful karma for his "poo-pooing the whole hate crimes against gays in the Caribbean" theme he's got going...

Red Tory said...

Great animation!

So, do I gather from “Reverend” Fister’s post that he and his wife (cough) are getting a free trip to Barbados to preach his unique blend of Bible-thumping intolerance, bigotry and self-loathing homophobia to the wayward islanders? How charming. I hope it rains every day he’s there.

Carl said...

Da ten day outlook, mon, is brought to you by Krusty Beef Patties....when you're looking ta put da meat in your mouf, dere ain't nuttin' like Krusty Meat....

OK, mon, today, scattered showers. Tomorrow, scattered showers, high...well, it's always high around here, mon *AWOOOOGA*...temps in de 80s, 90s if you're a pastor from da states tryin' to preach to us, mon, gotohellyoustupidChristianwesliceyourface,IandIsay, mon...Tursday, scattered showers, Friday, scattered showers, Saturday, de showers finally link up and de union make 'em go on strike in Bridgetown, mon!

Fantod said...

LOL!

You can always tell when something has gotten under DL's skin because his ranting gets even more deranged than normal. I actually had to go over to the ExGay Watch site to find out what exactly he was babbling about.

I mean, besides obviously not knowing what "never ceases" means, he has that weird reference the The Wizard of Oz (I haven't the faintest idea what it's supposed to mean), and his overall argument seems to be that some violence against gays is a-okay as long as it's committed by "the good people of the Caribbean" who "are not willing to change their religious beliefs about homosexuality."

Timothy Kincaid makes an interesting point in the comments at XGW:

DL has suggested that Dr. Leachim Semaj would be "a good candidate for NARTH". I wonder if he would still champion Semaj if he knew that he is a rastafarian who favors overturning the laws which make the practice of witchcraft illegal?

"And according to psychologist, Dr. Leachim Semaj, a rastafarian, because many Jamaicans do not understand the origins of the practice, it continues to be feared.

"We (need) to get back to basics, to try to understand the traditional healers. Some call them obeahman, some call them voodoo man, some call them griot," he says."


http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/43/165.html

Carl said...

Oh...the Wizard of Oz thing....see....as we all know, Dorothy is a great gay icon, a stranger in a strange land, harmless but a target.

Clearly, Past Her Fist Her feels that he can slip in a subtle snarky gay-bash at the expense of being sequitorious. My suspicion is he meant to use a metaphor that invoked the amazement of a traveler in a new place, say like Richard Dreyfus at the end of "Close Encounters," when he enters the mothership.

But he couldn't let a good "fag bash" opportunity pass.

Fantod said...

Ah. That is the weakest friend-of-dorothy insult ever. Like all things DL; lame, lame, lame.

RadicalPurple said...

I gave up on Pastor Fister. He is a coward and obviously hates himself. I won't visit his site again until he allows commenting.

And that line should have read:
"So, do I gather from “Reverend” Fister’s post that he and his BEARD (cough) are gettin..."

not_over_it said...

Dorthy wanted to go home, the Cowardly Lion wanted some courage, the Scarecrow wanted a brain, the Tinman wanted a heart...and some oil...hmmmm, and all Pastor Fistor wants is some Not Gay?

Maybe he should be praying to the Wizard instead of the God who made him the way he is. At least he'd get a "Not Gay" certificate or something. Or the bone that Toto was hoping for...

Carl said...

all Pastor Fistor wants is some Not Gay?


For all the nots in his muscles.

not_over_it said...

all Pastor Fistor wants is some Not Gay?


For all the nots in his muscles.


We already know he's Ben Gay.

Carl said...

We already know he's Ben Gay.

I think you left an "e" out of "been", NOI

not_over_it said...

Ya' think? :D

CrackerLilo said...

*sigh* 'Tis better to stay silent and let people think you're a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt...

KEvronius said...

down-low never not ceases to not ever not amaze me....

KEvron