Tuesday, May 30, 2006

AFA's Overblown Rhetoric Hard to Swallow

AFA Action Alert:

Dear Fantod,

A liberal activist judge has struck down a constitutional amendment in Georgia which made homosexual marriage illegal! She felt that she knew better than the voters how they should vote and threw out their ballots.
The constitutional amendment, passed overwhelmingly by 76% of the voters in Georgia, is now null and void.

The homosexuals are determined to win this battle. They know they will never win if the people have an opportunity to vote. So they are turning to liberal activist judges to force their will on the people. They intend to force homosexual marriage down the throats of Americans. They feel our children must be indoctrinated beginning in kindergarten that homosexuality is normal behavior.

On June 6 the U.S. Senate will vote on the Marriage Protection Amendment (MPA) which defines marriage as being only between one man and one woman. Because of a power grab by activist judges like the one in Georgia, the MPA is the only way that the sacred institution of marriage will remain between one man and one woman.

While it may be hard, I guess Americans are just going to have to get used to the pistoning sensation of the turgid instrument of the law pumping and pumping hot infusions of justice into the belly of their most untenable biases. Who knows? Maybe in time they'll like it!


Carl said...

Sounds to me like the AFA is grasping for straws.

You know, like those limp scrawny little things that redneck Georgian men slip into schoolkids and goats....

Fantod said...

They definitely ratcheted up the colorfulness of the rhetoric. I think someone simply blew a gasket over the Georgia upset. It was a pretty dramatic victory for gay rights and justice for all. I can see why that would cause the underlying vitriol of their true nature to boil to the surface.

Carl said...

Kinda like a fine Cajun gumbo, Ah tells yew whut...

CrackerLilo said...

Surprise, surprise, ho-mo-sex-shulls (and the bi-sex-shulls who live like them) have feelings! That get hurt! And they don't like being treated like second-class citizens! And they like being able to commit to each other!

Determined to win this battle? Oh, honey, as overheated as their rhetoric is, that don't even begin to cover it!

vesti said...

You homos are trying to ram this legislation right up their asses.




Could you maybe play with their nipples a bit first? Santorum LOVES that.

Fantod said...

Seeing as they believe that sex is strictly for procreation and never ever EVER for pleasure, I'm frankly surprised Santorum hasn't had his nipples surgically removed.

KEvronius said...

"They intend to force homosexual marriage down the throats of Americans."

who knew afa digs rough trade?