"In the early part of the Middle Ages female nuns were free to commit random acts of contrition and redemption. Later they were forcibly enclustered in harems. Russia was run over by Batu Cohen and crushed under the Mongol yolk. Certain tribes of India practiced voodoo innuendo. The Crusades, meanwhile, enlarged opportunities for travel." -- Anders Henriksson, Hindsight into the Future
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My neighbors keep exploding things tonight.
I hate them, and not in a good way.
They keep scaring the crap outa me!
This the neighbors with pallets for a fence?
No, that's AliB. My neighbors were letting their 3 children under 10-years-old blow things up until after 1:00 a.m.
They thought it was hilarious when a bottle rocket hit my bedroom window. At least they didn't break it.
Happy Exploding Things Day to you, too! Thats one ugly face you posted.
I'M BLIIIIIIIND!
A-GAINNNNNN!
NOI,
Fireworks are illegal in New York State. Call a cop.
Fireworks are illegal in New York State. Call a cop.
I talked to the mom about how I was kept awake along with the dangers of shooting fireworks at my apartment today.
She was very nice and apologetic about it, so problem solved.
They're in the field behind my house blowing off the big ones right now.
There has to be a lesson in there somewhere...
*stops shooting fireworks toward NOI's house*
there's one flag i would burn....
KEvron
I'm kinda surprised it doesn't just spontaneously combust.
like my eyes did?
KEvron
not_over_it said...
They're in the field behind my house blowing off the big ones right now.
*sipping herbal tea quietly*
LOL!
*snort*
I stepped right into that one...
Try as she might, NOI just can't avoid the double entendre! But we loves ya anyway!!
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