The Threat Down: Top Threats to Stephen's Heterosexuality
Threat #2: The Ex-Gay Movement
"As a straight man, I should never be told that same sex attraction can be cured. Because if it can, what's stopping me from taking a dip in that end of the pool? The hot, salty end? And then, when I've had enough, I can just read Leviticus and — presto! — I'm cured! The idea that it's temporary makes it all too tempting."
18 comments:
If I just watch gay porn, can I read a Psalm or two?
"i'm not gay, but, cmon! i'm human."
probably the single best one-liner of his career....
KEvron
Totally cracked my ass up!!! :-)
CrackerLilo said...
Totally cracked my ass up!!! :-)
So you were face down, huh?
I loved it!
Uh-oh, does that make me gay?
*speed-reads Deuteronomy*
eyedoc said...
I loved it!
Uh-oh, does that make me gay?
As DL is fond of saying, "Change is possible!" So change back and forth as much as ya want!
probably the single best one-liner of his career....
KEvron
You know, when Colbert is at his best he really is amazing. Reminds me of a combination of Groucho Marx and Mark Twain.
Colbert has a cunning ability to tap into the unspoken subtext of extreme right-wing hatred and bigotry and deftly reveal its absurdity using the guise of humour.
I don't get this channel on my TV, but I'm becoming a fan anyway. Funny!
miss cellania,
find a friend who will tape these shows for you. i suspect both the daily show with john stewart and the colbert report (it's pronounced "colber' repor'"! as colbert himself says, "it's FRench, bitch!") might be right up your alley. hilarious biting satire from the left perspective.
interesting factoid re colbert: devoute catholic.
KEvron
Or go to ComedyCentral.com and click on the Motherlode...
Interesting other factoid: Colbert=French.
"....when Colbert is at his best he really is amazing."
i've a fan of his since strangers with candy. i love the daily show, but it was at it's peak when the steves were "reporting".
KEvron
Okay, the Monday 06/26/06 show stopper:
"Those USA Today-holes"
Laughed my ass off.
This is perhaps somewhat off-topic, but did you hear this excerpt from "Reverend" Jerry Fallwell's sermon this past Sunday:
"[Y]ou almost got to be a homosexual to be recognized in the entertainment industry anymore"
I think the most humorous part for me is the "almost got to be" (but not quite??). LOL!
Yes. I took that to mean "Whom do you have to blow to get a role in this town?"
eyedoc,
I hadn't heard that. I've been desperately out of the loop lately due to work (hardly online at all). Thanks for the update.
Fallwell's wording is pretty funny. "Almost got to be a homosexual." Like being a little bit pregnant.
Pins in the side of evil...
Nice touch!
Thanks! Thought it was in keeping with the "voodoo" theme.
:-)
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