Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The Threat Down: Top Threats to Stephen's Heterosexuality



Threat #2: The Ex-Gay Movement

"As a straight man, I should never be told that same sex attraction can be cured. Because if it can, what's stopping me from taking a dip in that end of the pool? The hot, salty end? And then, when I've had enough, I can just read Leviticus and — presto! — I'm cured! The idea that it's temporary makes it all too tempting."

18 comments:

Carl said...

If I just watch gay porn, can I read a Psalm or two?

KEvronius said...

"i'm not gay, but, cmon! i'm human."

probably the single best one-liner of his career....

KEvron

CrackerLilo said...

Totally cracked my ass up!!! :-)

Carl said...

CrackerLilo said...
Totally cracked my ass up!!! :-)


So you were face down, huh?

eyedoc333 said...

I loved it!

Uh-oh, does that make me gay?

*speed-reads Deuteronomy*

Fantod said...

eyedoc said...
I loved it!
Uh-oh, does that make me gay?


As DL is fond of saying, "Change is possible!" So change back and forth as much as ya want!

Fantod said...

probably the single best one-liner of his career....

KEvron


You know, when Colbert is at his best he really is amazing. Reminds me of a combination of Groucho Marx and Mark Twain.

Red Tory said...

Colbert has a cunning ability to tap into the unspoken subtext of extreme right-wing hatred and bigotry and deftly reveal its absurdity using the guise of humour.

Miss Cellania said...

I don't get this channel on my TV, but I'm becoming a fan anyway. Funny!

KEvronius said...

miss cellania,

find a friend who will tape these shows for you. i suspect both the daily show with john stewart and the colbert report (it's pronounced "colber' repor'"! as colbert himself says, "it's FRench, bitch!") might be right up your alley. hilarious biting satire from the left perspective.

interesting factoid re colbert: devoute catholic.

KEvron

Carl said...

Or go to ComedyCentral.com and click on the Motherlode...

Interesting other factoid: Colbert=French.

KEvronius said...

"....when Colbert is at his best he really is amazing."

i've a fan of his since strangers with candy. i love the daily show, but it was at it's peak when the steves were "reporting".

KEvron

Fantod said...

Okay, the Monday 06/26/06 show stopper:

"Those USA Today-holes"

Laughed my ass off.

eyedoc333 said...

This is perhaps somewhat off-topic, but did you hear this excerpt from "Reverend" Jerry Fallwell's sermon this past Sunday:

"[Y]ou almost got to be a homosexual to be recognized in the entertainment industry anymore"

I think the most humorous part for me is the "almost got to be" (but not quite??). LOL!

Carl said...

Yes. I took that to mean "Whom do you have to blow to get a role in this town?"

Fantod said...

eyedoc,

I hadn't heard that. I've been desperately out of the loop lately due to work (hardly online at all). Thanks for the update.

Fallwell's wording is pretty funny. "Almost got to be a homosexual." Like being a little bit pregnant.

Red Tory said...

Pins in the side of evil...

Nice touch!

Fantod said...

Thanks! Thought it was in keeping with the "voodoo" theme.

:-)