Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Nitwit Tidbit III

LaShawn the Barbarian proves once again why she is the Language Fartist...

Just as many witnesses to John F. Kennedy’s murder died under suspicious circumstances, so have witnesses to Slick Willie’s, including Vince Foster, who was the White House deputy counsel when he supposedly blew his brains out in Fort Marcy Park in Virginia.
(emphasis added)

Is there a note of panic in her post? Did she let slip some top secret intel? Does LaShawn possess some terrible knowledge that has doomed her to the same fate as many of the witnesses to JFK's murder? Or is it just that she's a horrible writer?


Two-Fer-One Tuesday

I just noticed this, shall we say, howler on the homepage of the Language Fartist:

"A yawp is a sharp cry or yelp, and the first place I’ve ever saw the word was Walt Whitman’s poem Song of Myself"

Phew! Somebody open a window! LaShawn's been writing again!

18 comments:

Red Tory said...

That sentence makes no sense at all. In the context of witnesses to JFK’s murder dying under suspicious circumstances, she writes, “so have witnesses to Slick Willie’s.” To his WHAT? His murder? Well, he seems to be fairly alive last time I checked.

Hard to believe she’s dredging up musty old shit like this from the years when the wingnuts did nothing but smear Clinton and spin wacky conspiracy theories like this about Vice Foster, Ron Brown, et. al.

I loved this response to one critic who chided her for perpetuating such nonsense: “I don’t read leftist blogs, so I know of no conspiracy theories to condemn.” Good thing she doesn’t stop by AAR when OTS is in full flight!

Fantod said...

she writes, “so have witnesses to Slick Willie’s.” To his WHAT? His murder?

Yes -- she's apparently too dimwitted to realize that her sentence structure implies exactly that.

Hard to believe she’s dredging up musty old shit like this..

Some of the comments are hilarious -- "We should continue to dig further into all of Clinton's scandals..." type stuff (oh, and the "media dropped the ball" because, gee, hardly anyone ever talks about it anymore -- why is that?), even though millions of taxpayer dollars were spent doing just that and resulted in zipzilchnada. Someone should remind them that Clinton isn't president anymore. Pathetic.

not_over_it said...

Or her hubby...

Red Tory said...

Oh, I delved ever so slightly into the comments and then had to relieve myself. What a bunch of asinine gits.

Carl said...

Pardon me, but thousands of people saw JFK killed, and yet maybe six of them, all of them fucking loons who probably died more from self-imposed stress over their idiotic attempts to wrest some measure of glory from a horrible tragic crime committed by one man, have died, none under suspicious circumstances.

Meanwhile, the FBI investigated Foster's suicide and ruled it, well, a suicide. And the FBI was not kind to the Clintons.

What is wrong with these morons? They'll find any excuse not to admit there is causality in the world!

Carl said...

A yawp is a sharp cry or yelp, and the first place I’ve ever saw the word was Walt Whitman’s poem Song of Myself"


By the way, does anyone here seriously believe LaShawn eveer read a poem that didn't appear in a toilet stall?

She heard this during Dead Poet's Society, and actually had to look the word up...

not_over_it said...

What is wrong with these morons?

Just guessing, but I think that being morons has something to do with it.

KEvronius said...

"the Language Fartist"

tears are streaming down my face! and it's not just because of lashawn's prose....

"Did she let slip some top secret intel?"

smelt like she let something slip....

KEvron

KEvronius said...

from another of lashawn's stinkbombs:

"In a way, this may be good for black Americans used to a fat entitlement system catering to their every whim. People who have no legal right to be in this country are asserting themselves, with the complicity of politicians, and blacks will be disproportionately harmed."

it'll be good because it'll be harmful.

why does lashawn hate black america?

KEvron

Carl said...

People who have no legal right to be in this country are asserting themselves

Is LaShawn advocating the whole Nation of Islam line about going back to Africa? Is she, in fact, Louis Farrakhan? Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time? Could it be she's really....a self-hating BIGOT????

I sure wish she'd start small and go away...

Red Tory said...

Here’s a stunning piece of idiocy that I ran across the other day. Thought you might find it interesting…

It’s difficult to believe that some people can really be this fantastically stupid.

http://snipurl.com/p74w

KEvronius said...

"Here’s a stunning piece of idiocy...."

heh! mark initiated comment moderation because of my comments to that post!

KEvron

KEvronius said...

hey! i just noticed thatt you have cecil b. in your links collumn. used to read "the straight dope" in the la weekly back in the eighties, along with "life in hell" and "ernie pook's comeek". ah, the salad years....

KEvron

Red Tory said...

KEv,
That's too funny. I had trouble enough reading through the post itself without wading into the comments. I just could not believe some of the stuff he was spouting such as all of the gay people he knows (riiiight) were abused, abandoned, or had weak fathers, hence the reason for their "perversion." Unbelievable nonsense in this day and age. And there was plenty more besides.

Fantod said...

Oh God! Mark Manless!

Red Tory, Kev, I too saw that post and some of the comments! (As uaual, ER was the voice of reason.) What an utter dipshit Manless is. I have a post brewing about it, actually. Don't know if I should "go there". Might broach the subject (straight people who insist that homosexuality is a "choice") without mentioning him by name.

His claim that his post is simply about sparking a good ol' fashion debate is bunk for many reasons not the least of which is the following comment I found on tugboat capn's blog:

By the way, Tug, my Sunday post gas garnered currently 60 comments and counting, of which you have contributed none. What gives?
Mark | Homepage | 04.11.06 - 2:36 pm |

Fantod said...

smelt like she let something slip....

KEvron


That explains why I always feel like I've trod in something I can't get off my shoe after visiting her blog...

vesti said...

I've been away from here too long. That's just plain rich.

Red Tory said...

These dipshits are rarely interested in discussion, let alone “debate.” It may not be worth taking issue with the guy, but his bunk is so egregiously stupid that it practically begs to be pilloried and I can’t think of anyone better to do it.