Chicago City Council Relaxes Zone to Accept Great Erection
The City Council gave developer Christopher Carley and world-renowned architect Santiago Calatrava the zoning change they need to proceed with the $550 million project at 420 E. North Water, opposite Navy Pier.
"He's a great architect. It's really unique and different," Mayor Daley said. "It's a great symbol. We have great skyscrapers here. And they employ a lot of people in construction -- and even afterwards. So, it's great for the city."
Daley has such a great way with words!
11 comments:
Wow! It's ribbed AND twisty. But the resevior tip is awfully pointy.
If Chicago wants to feel masculine, why dont they just invade Milwaukee?
"The tall tower pierced the sky with it's massive, um, spire."
That's just hot.
swell. a monument to pig dicks....
KEvron
It looks like one of those mini-screwdrivers that repairs eyeglasses. That should be handy.
Man, with a twist!?
Can't wait to get a woman on top o' 'at thing!
By the way, the only way this story could be funnier is if the site for the tower was on Wacker Drive...
It's the Trojan Twisted Pleasure building!!!
And Carl, OHMYGOD...
mayor daley still sounds better than dumbya...
Now just light it up with fireworks like the Eiffel Tower during the Millenium celebration in 2000, and it would REALlY be like a hot, throbbing, pulsating ... uh ... uh ... uh.
Does crackerlilo have the backstory on yours truly? ;-)
*sigh* That's Chicago, always trying to steal erections...
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