McCain Phones It In

"It's not my style to simply phone it in." -John McCain

Did Bill Maher Know Sarah Palin Would Be VP Pick?

Where is the GOP Leadership?

This is why I love Rachel Maddow. While most other cable news pundits are busy asking Democrats what they think about what the Republicans just said about them and vice versa, Rachel has actual, original insights.

While others were busy "reporting" that House Representatives failed to approve a Wall Street bailout bill due to hurt feelings as if that was a legitimate excuse, Rachel was busy thinking, "Why is that a legitimate excuse? And how did things turn out so differently from what most were saying just a day or two before?"

Time for McLame to Ride In On His Hobby Horse?

Sarah Palin Quote Generator

"I see our country being able to represent those things who's more apt to be talking about solutions and victory in the war, you can't blink." — Sarah Palin Fictional Quote Generator v1.0

Full Palin/Couric Interview

Veterans for Obama

New Generation Veterans for Obama



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Virginia Veterans for Obama

TDS: Clusterfuck to the Poor House

A Stronger Economy

The McChicken Flies Home to Roost

But I don' wanna debate! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!


In all seriousness, I'm sure it's because McLiar is putting country firs— oh, wait.
I forgot.
He's McLiar.

Since exactly when does a selfless act like putting country first and setting aside partisan politics in a time of crisis need talking points?!

But anyway, surely Sarah Palin could campaign in McTailbetweenhislegs's place, couldn't she?


Free Sarah Palin!


Or Maybe Not!

Palin: It's my understanding that Rick Davis has recused himself from the dealings in that firm...and that he's not benefitting from that. You know, I would hope that that's the case.
Couric: But he still has a stake in the company so isn't that a conflict of interest?
Palin: [long —one is tempted to say "pregnant"— pause] [restates first comment]

*ABORT! ABORT!*

I mean, *ABSTAIN! ABSTAIN!*

The interview goes downhill from there. This woman is not ready for the big time. (Trivia bonus: I counted twelve dropped Gs in that five minute interview. I think I'm goin' crazy!)

But maybe that's too harsh. She's such a nice churchgoing type...

Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster! McCain wants to put this loon in the White House?! What kind of fucking idiot believes in witch hunting in this day and age?

Judgement: Campaign suspended just in the nick of time!