Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Thursday, March 06, 2008

One More Belated Parody

FADE IN

The camera slowly pans over the image of a sleeping child.

VOICE OVER: It's three o'clock in the morning and your children are safe and asleep.

[SOUND of phone ringing]

VOICE OVER: But there's a phone in the White House and it's ringing.

[phone ringing]

DISSOLVE to nighttime image of the White House.

[phone ringing]

HILLARY CLINTON: Before I answer that, I just want to point out that I always seem to get all the three A.M. phone calls. Why is that?

[phone ringing]

HILLARY CLINTON: I mean, I'm happy to answer it, I just wonder why there seems to be this pattern.

[phone ringing]

VOICE OVER: Something's happening in the world.

[phone ringing]

VOICE OVER: Who do you want answering that call?

[phone ringing]

HILLARY CLINTON: Don't get me wrong. I am more. than. happy. to answer that.

[phone ringing]

HILLARY CLINTON: I just find it curious is all.

[phone ringing]

FADE TO BLACK